Mother’s Day is about love, appreciation… and reminding your mom she doesn’t actually need to clean out that closet today. Or ever.
If your mom has ever said, “I might need this someday,” while gently tucking a 10-year-old takeout menu into a junk drawer, congratulations—you’ve got a Clutter Nut Mom. And this year, she deserves a gift that’s just as lovable, chaotic, and emotionally-attached as she is.
No more last-minute mugs or wilted supermarket bouquets. We’ve got something way better.
Meet the Stars of the Notebook
This year’s Mother’s Day hero? A spiral notebook starring two watercolor squirrels locked in an eternal battle between hoarding and hygiene:
- Clutter Nut – The wide-eyed, stash-clutching squirrel who refuses to throw anything away. Snack wrapper? Memory. Old remote? Future project. Broken ribbon? Emotional support.
- Prissy Paws – The judgmental, broom-wielding clean freak who just wants to live in a color-coded world—and definitely does not understand why there are five expired coupons taped to the fridge.
Together, they’re the mascots of selective organization—and the faces of our “Spring Cleaning? Or Selective Hoarding?” spiral notebook.
Why This Notebook Is the Perfect Mother’s Day Gift
Let’s be real:
She doesn’t need another candle. She doesn’t want a “World’s Best Mom” mug.
She wants to feel seen.
- Compact (6” x 8”)
- Beautifully bound (350gsm cover, metal spiral)
- Functional chaos (118 ruled pages and an internal pocket for her stash of “important scraps”)
- Hilariously accurate – featuring original watercolor art and the quote:
“Spring Cleaning? Or Selective Hoarding?”
It’s like therapy… in stationery form.
Who This Gift Is For
- Moms who organize by shoving things into decorative bins
- Moms with a junk drawer they’re emotionally attached to
- Moms who still have your 5th-grade report card somewhere “just in case”
- Moms who’d rather laugh than get anything heartfelt this year
- Moms who deserve a gift that doesn’t try to “fix” them—just celebrates the vibe
Bonus: Matching Stickers & Posters? Oh Yes.
Go the extra mile and pair this notebook with:
- A Clutter Nut sticker for her laptop, planner, or water bottle
- A Prissy Paws poster for the laundry room (to remind everyone who’s boss)
- Or a bundle of both for a gift that says: “I love you, mess and all.”
Everything’s made to order and printed responsibly—so even the eco-conscious moms can appreciate the sarcasm.
Snag It Now Before You Totally Forget Again
Shop the notebook and more hilariously honest Mother’s Day gifts at:
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Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like a squirrel screaming into the void while clutching a ribbon.
Final Thought:
Motherhood is messy.
So is her car.
So is life.
But this notebook? It’s spiral-bound, pastel chaos with judgmental wildlife—and honestly, it’s perfect.
