Spring chaos is temporary. Selective hoarding? That’s forever.
Let’s be honest—if your spring cleaning checklist is still chilling under a pile of random receipts, expired coupons, and that one sock you swear had a twin, you are not alone. The pressure to suddenly become a minimalist every April is exhausting. And for what? So you can organize a junk drawer you haven’t opened since last May?
Enter the perfect solution for the selectively organized: our “Spring Cleaning? Or Selective Hoarding?” spiral notebook.
Meet the Chaos Crew: Clutter Nut & Prissy Paws
This notebook isn’t just cute—it’s a watercolor depiction of your inner conflict.
Meet Clutter Nut
The emotionally-attached squirrel hoarding everything from snack wrappers to broken remotes. He’s not messy—he’s just in a committed relationship with his stuff.
“That’s not clutter—it’s future potential.”
Meet Prissy Paws
A squirrel with a broom and a mission. She’s got that resting tidy face and the determination of someone who’s already labeled your entire spice rack.
“Because clean is a lifestyle.”
Together, they capture the eternal struggle between “cleaning” and “strategically not letting go.”
Why This Notebook Is Peak Spring Mood
- Write like you clean – sporadically, but with passion.
- Compact and chaotic – 6″ x 8″, 118 ruled pages, and an interior pocket for “miscellaneous maybe-later” clutter.
- Made for messy thoughts – journaling, rage lists, or even that fake spring cleaning checklist you never started.
Who It’s For
- Moms who clean by hiding things in cute boxes
- College students with one planner and zero plans
- Coworkers who “organize” their desktop with sticky notes and hope
- You. Probably.
Final Thought:
If you’re not going to clean, at least do it with some flair. Or better yet—don’t clean at all. Just write “clean the closet” in this notebook, cross it off, and call it a win.
You’re not messy. You’re just emotionally attached to objects.
(Clutter Nut would be proud.)